The Fake Mind Reading Helmet was a helmet in The Mind Reader made to make Herbert Polar Bear think that he had the real one.
- This helmet looks exactly like the real mind reading helmet.
- This is the third and final mind reading helmet in The Mind Reader, the other two being the real one and the Propeller Mind Reading Helmet.
- When this is worn, instead of reading peoples' real thoughts, the user reads "blah blah" instead.
- It was invented by Woow50000, making it the first invention he makes.